Web3 Talent

Since 2014, I've been immersed in the crypto and energy trading trenches. I built The ----- Report, a predictive analytics platform that modeled U.S. ethanol production with <1% variance to federal data—used by hedge funds and brokers for real-time decision-making.

Now I'm bringing that same data-driven edge to Web3, with a passion for gaming economies, meme strategy, and tokenomics.

I thrive where volatility meets narrative. Whether it's building a reward system that balances retention and inflation, or crafting meme campaigns that go viral on X, I'm here to make your project smarter, sharper, and funnier.

Let’s build the weird future.