Sup Dawg,
First things first, are you fucking insane?
Don’t get me wrong I’m happy to be the guy you dump your half-a-million dollar empire onto but, at the risk of talking myself out of Tendie Mountain, why not just hire a pen-loving ape to handle the day to day and keep riding your rocketship to Valhalla?
That said, I’m part of a growth hacker/copywriter DAO collective that’s gotten a few crypto world records out of squeeze-pages disguised as blog posts (each one a few thousand words, with 27-37% full-read ratios).... And if you’re looking for an heir with a penchant for detail-oriented building castles on moons, I humbly submit myself and Mycelium.
We’ve helped clients raise >$190 000 000 USD thorough crowd sales, almost all in blockchain, and we helped some of the pioneers behind concepts like decentralized cloud computing markets, yield farming, asset tokenization, and DAOs themselves.te
I’m DragonApe, a senior copy-writer @ Mycelium Growth. To be clear, your castle would be my sole dominion, with the rest of the Mycelium crew acting as the knights of the roundtable (and maybe a Merlin or two).
Take a look at some of the work we’ve done in the attached CV (I linked to those two blog posts), and if you like how we word words, I’d love to chat :)
We’d like to chat with you further about your accomplishments and your company’s vision.
-Debbie