Outstanding Crypto Writer & Editor to Run Copywriting Empire

Sup Dawg,

First things first, are you fucking insane?

Don’t get me wrong I’m happy to be the guy you dump your half-a-million dollar empire onto but, at the risk of talking myself out of Tendie Mountain, why not just hire a pen-loving ape to handle the day to day and keep riding your rocketship to Valhalla?

That said, I’m part of a growth hacker/copywriter DAO collective that’s gotten a few crypto world records out of squeeze-pages disguised as blog posts (each one a few thousand words, with 27-37% full-read ratios).... And if you’re looking for an heir with a penchant for detail-oriented building castles on moons, I humbly submit myself a...