Chief Marketing Officer (CMO)

TLDR: is currently the head creative for a brand in the states with over 8,000 stores, loves crypto, and is already trying to be the BabyCake merch guy... now he wants more. Here are his websites: www.w.com and/or www.thecasualcult.com and he's also holding 4 million BabyCake, which he thinks is important to share for anyone going for this position.

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Hello Boys and Girls,

Every other CMO hopeful is going to tell you all about their achievements and most likely bore you to death... instead, sit back, relax, and let me tell you a story.

The ye...