Music Composer

Tell us a joke?

So this bear walks into a bar. The bartender is like, "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here." The bear says, "Oh man, it's 2022, I don't even want to be hearing that." "Out!" "Nope." At this point, the bear walks over to a woman sitting at the far end of the room. He looks the bartender square in the eyes and says, "If you don't get me a drink right now, I'm going to eat this woman." The bartender is thinking he's gonna call the bluff. "Do your worst." ...and at that moment the bear picks up this poor lady and swallows her whole in just one bite. He takes a slow look around the room and struts back to the bar. He leans onto the bar with one bar, and casually lifting a paw says, "Manhattan on the rocks." The bartender says, "I don't like you, but now giving you a drink would be a serious safety concern. I just can't do it legally or ethically." Now the bear has unapologetically belligerent this whole time, but this new line kind of throws him. Confused, the bear asks, "s-s-safety concern?" Yeah man, "I don't serve bears, but I ain't into killing 'em either." "Well, what could the safety concern be with just one Manhattan. I'm not driving anywhere tonight." The bartender backs up and folds his arms to explain. "You see, that was a barbitchyouate, and it doesn't mix well with alcohol."